If you tell a someone w boobs that they need to buy a shirt/dress that covers up their bra chances are you need to buy some pants to cover up your diaper because you are a massive whiny piss baby
MY BLEGH HEART BLEGH IS BLEGHHHHH FUCKING BLEEEEEGGHHH DEAD BLLLLLLLEEEEGGGHHHHH…. SHIT.
me: aw yeah give it to me raw baby
guy: are u sure?
me: fuck yeah give it to me RAW
guy: i don’t want you to wake up with salmonella poisoning
me: okay give me the steak medium-well then
guy: alright have a nice night sir, enjoy your dinner
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat