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imreallycoolandfriendly:

If you tell a someone w boobs that they need to buy a shirt/dress that covers up their bra chances are you need to buy some pants to cover up your diaper because you are a massive whiny piss baby

(via stop-biting-my-thumb)

Anonymous asked: I want to start a band like Sworn In any good lyrical influences?


Answer:

fantasizingfunerals:

MY BLEGH HEART BLEGH IS BLEGHHHHH FUCKING BLEEEEEGGHHH DEAD BLLLLLLLEEEEGGGHHHHH…. SHIT.

j5h:

me: aw yeah give it to me raw baby
guy: are u sure?
me: fuck yeah give it to me RAW
guy: i don’t want you to wake up with salmonella poisoning
me:
me:
me: okay give me the steak medium-well then
guy: alright have a nice night sir, enjoy your dinner

(Source: j6, via stop-biting-my-thumb)

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

(Source: mitchkaplan, via lousiest)

thatfunnyblog:

 

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Shoots fired

I love this

"You’re so pretty for a white girl !"

Shiiitttt !

(Source: toocooltobehipster, via thesanityislost)

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